irl crushes: He's cute, but I don't know how serious he is about intersectional feminism and combating US imperialism, let alone our personality mismatch
fictional crushes: He's killed 2,000 civilians and he can kill me next for all I care
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
I love sleeve smacking people
like flippity flop you need to stopwhippity whap dont talk crap
me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!
me: *can't hold a conversation*
me: *has nothing interesting to say*
me: *is bad at replying*
me: pls :) talkto me
lmao (laughing my anxiety off)
me: *casually replies to your text after 3 days*
my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them
i’m so antisocial i can’t even make internet friends
me waking up every morning: *takes deep breath* ah, what another beautiful day being the plus sign after LGBT, the sun is bright, the air is clear, and I can fade in and out of reality at will
